Wednesday 10 September 2008
Thursday 4 September 2008
mount hawke
no pictures unfortunately but i dont mind writing alot of shit.
TUESDAY EVENING
basically i got the train to dorch tueday night with my 5 litre keg of heineken which by the way was a complete letdown! cunting thing leaked and it was 90% foam so didnt have much of it just left it for jacky baby. so ye got to dorch skate park to see jacks car being abused by him and all his farm friends, went to his watched big push and wasnt too impressed. max bruzz showed up looking like soulja boy with his joggers on i wish he cranked it. went to bed had to be quiet or jacks butcher step dad would got angry. the old boys food bandit
WEDNESDAY MORNING
woke up at stupid oclock and those fucking idiots had showered and brushed their teeth! like why do it you tits. we hit up tesco quick for supplies i got me 2 litres of cola cause you know its good to wake you up and then we headed on the road to cornwall. car jpurney was all quiet till we got to ridport and i started giving the abuse out of the window mainly to school girls but you know me. i was getting well hyper and just talking non stop about pure shit and just doing everyones head in. max couldnt listen to one song all the way through hes a fucking song skipper. we stopped at some dirt bag service station where i had a meaty shit and got some of those chewable toothbrush things which are sick and washed my dirty face. hit the road again and got lost a few times down CUNTry lanes but got there eventually around 10ish or so. got in the park and it was pretty dead and i was skating shit ut wasnt bothered just fancied being a cunt all day which i succeded to do. hand fun on the manny pad/ tiny block and hurled abuse at anyone that fell over, usually EAT IT or just EAT SHIT.
WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON/DRIVE HOME
had a little break from the park and went outside for a beer and a cheeky smoke whilst the weather was good and the owners of the parks dog wouldnt fuck off and jacked max for his crispsthe little cunt. we sat in jacks wagon for a bit and watched the new transworld on maxes ipod. jack was going wrong and we just gave him shit like stroking his hair and watching him spack out and i put some sellotape in his hair. we went back in the park and i dished out more shit to people and failed to perform but it was all fun, nothing really happened that was that exciting just people ripping really. so went to go home around 5ish or so and had to get some munch so went to a maccyds and the kid who served me was called fucking amadeus! i nearly cummed i was just hearing that falco song in the back of my head. he was a useless miserable cunt and my maccys was rank it wasnt greasy at all so i was devostated. took my milkshake back in the car. drove round truro shouting at people out the car for a while gave some kiddy shit for having jeans with like gold n silver patterns up the arse "nice jeans you cunt" and whaever. i was basically hyper and being a cunt for the first hourish then started falling asleep on and off and releasing some mean gas son! we dropped joeseph off in weymouth on the way back, hes a good lad he is. we nearly fucking crashed 10 minutes later but luckily we didnt cuase i dont wear seatbelts cause theyre not to my standard of comfort so crashng wont be fun. got to dorch got some boots from jacky for 25 notes whch is cool, said my goodbyes man hugs and whatnot. i got on the train just in time and was sleeping on and off the whole way. was awake to get in to bmouth luckily and then just went home.
if only i wrote that much when i was in school. i would of maybe passed something
TUESDAY EVENING
basically i got the train to dorch tueday night with my 5 litre keg of heineken which by the way was a complete letdown! cunting thing leaked and it was 90% foam so didnt have much of it just left it for jacky baby. so ye got to dorch skate park to see jacks car being abused by him and all his farm friends, went to his watched big push and wasnt too impressed. max bruzz showed up looking like soulja boy with his joggers on i wish he cranked it. went to bed had to be quiet or jacks butcher step dad would got angry. the old boys food bandit
WEDNESDAY MORNING
woke up at stupid oclock and those fucking idiots had showered and brushed their teeth! like why do it you tits. we hit up tesco quick for supplies i got me 2 litres of cola cause you know its good to wake you up and then we headed on the road to cornwall. car jpurney was all quiet till we got to ridport and i started giving the abuse out of the window mainly to school girls but you know me. i was getting well hyper and just talking non stop about pure shit and just doing everyones head in. max couldnt listen to one song all the way through hes a fucking song skipper. we stopped at some dirt bag service station where i had a meaty shit and got some of those chewable toothbrush things which are sick and washed my dirty face. hit the road again and got lost a few times down CUNTry lanes but got there eventually around 10ish or so. got in the park and it was pretty dead and i was skating shit ut wasnt bothered just fancied being a cunt all day which i succeded to do. hand fun on the manny pad/ tiny block and hurled abuse at anyone that fell over, usually EAT IT or just EAT SHIT.
WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON/DRIVE HOME
had a little break from the park and went outside for a beer and a cheeky smoke whilst the weather was good and the owners of the parks dog wouldnt fuck off and jacked max for his crispsthe little cunt. we sat in jacks wagon for a bit and watched the new transworld on maxes ipod. jack was going wrong and we just gave him shit like stroking his hair and watching him spack out and i put some sellotape in his hair. we went back in the park and i dished out more shit to people and failed to perform but it was all fun, nothing really happened that was that exciting just people ripping really. so went to go home around 5ish or so and had to get some munch so went to a maccyds and the kid who served me was called fucking amadeus! i nearly cummed i was just hearing that falco song in the back of my head. he was a useless miserable cunt and my maccys was rank it wasnt greasy at all so i was devostated. took my milkshake back in the car. drove round truro shouting at people out the car for a while gave some kiddy shit for having jeans with like gold n silver patterns up the arse "nice jeans you cunt" and whaever. i was basically hyper and being a cunt for the first hourish then started falling asleep on and off and releasing some mean gas son! we dropped joeseph off in weymouth on the way back, hes a good lad he is. we nearly fucking crashed 10 minutes later but luckily we didnt cuase i dont wear seatbelts cause theyre not to my standard of comfort so crashng wont be fun. got to dorch got some boots from jacky for 25 notes whch is cool, said my goodbyes man hugs and whatnot. i got on the train just in time and was sleeping on and off the whole way. was awake to get in to bmouth luckily and then just went home.
if only i wrote that much when i was in school. i would of maybe passed something
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